I look FABULOUS!
Did you hear the one about the talking cow that didn't kill anyone?
Neither have I
"So you're from the forest right?"
"Soooo... what exactly are you doing here then?"
Gotta give him an A for effort.
Found out why you named me Dumbo. Not cool, dude. Not cool.
FEED ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GULLS
Yes, I've sort of taken him under my wing.
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