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If this doesn't fix Dmitry's hemorrhoids, nothing will.
Sir, does your face always look like that? Cause it's sorta scary.
WE CAN'T HAVE SEX TONIGHT. WE'RE OUT OF CASTROL.
There's no point me buying expensive lenses if you're just going to keep mugging for the close-up! What's 'lenses'? Is it edible? Who are you?