Yes, I confess - I haz eaten all da candy bars
Yeah, I know I have a nice rack and it's cold... eyes up Buster!
"Grab her! Bite her head!"
"Go for the jugular! the jugular!"
Never again will i hire this guy... never again...
This is when he realized
He needed to go on a diet
Ok, I'll count to 10 and you go hide. But if I find you, I get to eat you, right?
"Chaain me to the walls! Smack my flank with your riding crop and tell me I'm a baaad little horsie!"
"Now Ed, stop joking like that. It's giving me the awful creeps.
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