The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!"
I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?
You shouldn't need swim lessons. It should come ottermatically.
Have a headache? Let me play the song of my people
That's one way of getting into somebody's pants.
sumpthin, sumpthin DARKSIDE!
No, no, yoo gawts da wrong idea.
I juss had da DENTAL SURGERIES.
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