"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."
I find this offensive.
"It's gonna be okay. The banana truck arrived."
"That isn't what I was upset about."
"In de jungle, de mighty jungle, de lions sleepz tonite!!"
I's a freakn' tiger...
TASTES LIKE ASS
I like to have all my ducks in a row.
Nope, it's still too hot. Try swinging on that lever thingy again.
Surprisingly friendly, yet easy to train.
All three of them.
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