we shud send a reskue misshun!
ai've been planin dis 4 a loooong tiem.
Wynken, Blynken, and Nod have nodded off.
all kurld up n redy 2 nap!
Doggie paddling is sooo overrated.
itz all bout chillaxin.
I'll find that ball if it kills me.
i been lukin 4 mai ball ebrywhere!
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