Someone is at the door! How can you stay calm at a time like this?!
y u alwayz assumin teh door iz 4 u?
Erfkwake! Evrybudy sekure da haches!
no, ai am juss breakin' it down!
sir, sir I would appreciate it if you'd just calm down
u shud be nice 2 da technishun goggies! dey is tryin' 2 halps u!
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