I ate your sock but I felt bad so I didn't eat the other.
u shud hab gotten rid ob teh ebedence.
I PUT A SOCK IN IT.
u said put a sok in it so i ded!!!
When uz bury da ebedence son, u hafta bury ALL de ebedence!
nao awl we needz iz a gud lawyer!
I Demand One Sock... And I Tink This Will Do
need one more to complete my new luk