Skeptical Pug Says Likely Story...

ai dunt bewieve u...

Come on guys. He didn't even throw the ball.

teh goggies r startin 2 suspekt u.

oh... its you again.

we r not imprussd.

Happy Chinese Crested Week ebbrybuddy! We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!

Yes, I hear you. I just don't BELIEVE you.

Skeptical Dog does not believe you made that treat "magically disappear"

nope, ai am nawt bying dat at awl!

So, this Halloween-thingy.. is it like the vet? S'posed to be all fun and lollipopz, but you wake up the morning after and youz missing sumfing VITALLY important?

no, rilly, am ai missing sumfing?