Oh, don't gimme that look! I learned how to do this watching you slither up 'em when you get home from Happy Hour! I just reversed the process!
dis iz awl ai can fink of wen ai seez u liek dat!
In dog beers... I've only had 1...
ai don't belebe u!
SRSLY GUYZ GUYS. SRSLY
dis iz no laughing mattur!
dis baff are wet! mi feetz are awl splishy!
oh yah! habing funz!
BEEP BEEP cumin throo
it wuzzn't alwayz dis wai...