Testing string theory is sooo exhausting!
b kareful 2 stay in dis uniberse!
Fred has just performed an important scientific study. Do this year's frogs taste as bad as last year's?
keep experimentin, but b kareful!
THOUGH BEENY'S INTEREST IN SCIENCE WAS COMMENDABLE, SOME OF HIS EXPERIMENTS WERE ILL-ADVISED.
I LURVE SCIENCE!!
Eureka! I discovered principlez on water displacemunt!
hao u did dat?!
Science has evolved. Starfish usually regenerate lost arms. This one regenerated the lost family pet.
ai seem 2 b habin' an idenity krysis!
S.E.T.I. Budget Cuts Mean Less than Par Technology
but, dah aliens r awl reddy amung us!
I used to have hair But then I did too much physics
SCIENCE IZ AWSUMZ!!