Can't you tell by my face?
"Is this your stupid idea of parody?"
No, 10 miles wasn't too much for me. Scuze me while I melt into the floor. Scrape me up in a few hours, kai?
u take meh fur walk i run owt door... i take u fur walk u fall down stairs...nice jobz
So, what you're telling me is that we're getting a cat. Super.
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