Pssst... "the cat sleeps in the doghouse" is the code to get into the club tonight.. don't tell Mr. Wiskers if you want to get all the free drinks...
now back to pretending we don't know each other!
I'm telling you, that rat was THIS TALL!!! Right, Ted. Whatever you say.
ai rilly dunno wut 2 fink of itz...
Umm... I think your eHarmony profile said you were taller, and a dog.
but sumtiemz honestee isnt bestest polisee...
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