plz pwaktise moderashun.
I'll shpit out your shellphone when we shtop!
Friends don't let friends text and drive.
whatvr et iz et kan w8t!
Plz spay & nootur ur undies and sox - or dis cud be ur bed!
plz help doze in need!
We like to EAT hot dogs... not BE hot dogs.
Remember to keep your goggies cool this summer.
hers nother ideea 4 keepin cool dis summr!
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