Mommah, pweez tell Puddin ta stop followin meh.
Happy Corgi week eberybuddeh! We hoap u r enjoyin dese lubbly goggiez!
Mom sez yer takin' a bath NOW!!
Mom, Dad I've decided not to try out for the football team
Ai hope itz not too tite in there!
Onoes! Daddy's derpin agin! Mom bedder get here soon! Mom sez sum day his face gonna stick like dat! EW!