Run your errands. I've got this.

dey can b a handful!

Ha! Ha! Dis joke rite? Yoo nawt leve des wiff meh, rite? Hey! Ai no tink dis funny!

awl ob teh goggies hab kittehs dees daiz!

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him - Goethe

aww, u luk so cyoot!

I still have to figure how I'm going to explain this to Duke....