Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
dun talk 2 meh ntill ai hadz mai koffee...
Before you open the gate... Ask yourself...do you feel lucky today?
gard googies com in all shapes n sizes.
Oh Grumpy Cat u so hilarious.
Dey b celebraytin ober in Kitteh Land 2!
GIB ME BAYKIN.
dis habs baykin in it!
Dis Howl-o-ween goggie needs ur help wif a capshun!
Ai iz having one.
no, thanks! do not want!
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