you look so peaceful in yur sleep
u woke meh 4 dis?
It's 6:15AM. That's Enough Sleeping In.
tiem 4 waykin' up!
GOOD MORNING MY BOWL'S EMPTEH
ai iz reddy 4 mai noms now!
Happy Bassest Hound week ebbrybody! We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!
Guud Mornin' StarShine Deh Earth Saz Halo!
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