I had whole bouqet for yew But I eated them......
guess wherez ai got dem frum!
I mixes the dubstep it gets da girlz
u r juss so talented!
=Da laydeez dey luvs me
and ai luv dem!!
i brotz u a flower. i hop teh neighburz dont mind!
ai shure glad u didn't do dis!
You look great today!
rilly, u r jus stunning!
Why hello good looking. Oh wait, that's my tail I'm talking too.
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