Mah gym memburrship sure is payin' off!
u shud tayk sum fitness klasses wif meh!
me no likey push ups!
try sumfing else den!
UP! DOWN! And that concludes our exercise lesson today
aiz gunna b a persunal trayner soon!
training your hooman... easier than you think
ur awlmost dere! keeps it up!
New Yoga Stance: The Pizza Slice
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so r some pugs, akshully!
46...47... Pushupz r ruff
one day ai will b a persunal trayner!
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