Iz read it, all bad newz
ai always keep up -2-date on current wurld events.
ITS MODULAR HOUZING U BUILDS IT YERSELF
ai am a gud builder, i promise!
He did it!!
bettr kleen dis mess up!
Someone... not saying who... might have eaten all the paper towels.
ai will try harder 2 be gud goggie, promiss!
dis is ur fault u put me in teh cone
nawt a gud luk...mebbeh u wear teh cone liek dis next tiem...