We haz fite. So we not tawking.
u r lucky, y noes!
in times like these... blame the cat.
ai am being 4 serial!
wat? it eated mah food
halps meh owt heer, k?
yu sayd that cheekin coms frum deez dey not taste lik it..
oops! mai mistaek!
New York Times crossword... Done.
tiem 4 noms now!
Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done.
ai knows whut u mean!
ai an skeptikull ob many fings...