I is Imatating Papa
Mom, Dad I've decided not to try out for the football team
Daaaad, wud you come out wif us. Da naborz cat is stalkin us agin.
SHEESH! WAITIN FUR DAD TO TAKE MAH PICHUR IZ KINDA LIEK WACHIN DIS GRASS GRO.
DAAAAAAAAAAAD! Fluffy has my ball again!
Onoes! Daddy's derpin agin! Mom bedder get here soon! Mom sez sum day his face gonna stick like dat! EW!