uggh am ai teh only 1 who duz chorez?
poor Goggirella scrubbin dem floorz
ebil step-kitteh seyz u missed a spot!
I... I sorry. I culdint holds it. I had a little axident, but I gon kleen it up rite now, kai?
where's da newzpapur?!
Kin I go 2? I vakyummed da hole howz & I'z awl pakt!
r u 4getting sumfing?
hey u dont have to waste water i will clean ur dishes for u!
whut? u mean ai didn't do it rite?
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