Halp!!! Dez fingz are full ov stickerz!!!

hab u evr tried acupuncture?

Watch your step, boy, or I'll scratch you so hard, you'll be howlin' for a week! You realize you've been declawed, right?

u r such a nawty kitteh!

The luxury of choice!

bettur watch owt kitteh- dey will git u bak!