Halp!!! Dez fingz are full ov stickerz!!!
hab u evr tried acupuncture?
Watch your step, boy, or I'll scratch you so hard, you'll be howlin' for a week! You realize you've been declawed, right?
u r such a nawty kitteh!
The luxury of choice!
bettur watch owt kitteh- dey will git u bak!