And when elected, I promise bacon in every dog bowl and a cheeseburger in every cat dish. (A winning candidate must be willing to cross the species line.)
ai am in it 2 win it!
Tey sed i could become anyting i wanted So i became FANCY
fancy iz da wai 2 be!
I'm a dog now. Dogs are cool.
no, u r cool!
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
I doez Dr Who impreshunz I haz bow tie nao
twust meh. ai am a doktur!
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