Look, fella, you can glare at me all you want! The cat did it, not me!
eben if it wuz meh, ai wud still blame da cat!
Doan moob...ai got dis...
ai hab battled worss b4!
i got this! oh yes! wait no! oh snap!
u r rilly running frum sumfing aren't u?
I finded da bestest spot fer a piknik... Just waitin fer you and da noms...
ai will b runnin' a wittle bit laet! sowwy!
Burglar not run so fast anymore.
yeah, and don't nebbur come back!
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