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GOOD EVENING PASSENGERS, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THE IN-FLIGHT SAFETY CHECK AS I PLAY WITH THE DANGLY BITS ON YOUR LIFEJACKET
GOOD EVENING PASSENGERS, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THE IN-FLIGHT SAFETY CHECK AS I PLAY WITH THE DANGLY BITS ON YOUR LIFEJACKET
Yah, yah, I see ya over there, splashin' an makin' a scene. "Halp halp I'm drowning!" Pffft. Drama queen.