illiterate

Months of research indicate that I can't read.

i kant read but i lieks teh picturz.

Why do they call them readers? I have them on but still can't read.

Mebbe ai'm just blind as a bat.

an den frodo an da sebben dwarfs simply walked into mordor srsly, yuz gonna haf to lern tu read...

Won?

I'm reading a very interesting book. But I can't read. Take that English.

(Val Kilmer)