cat fancy

Meanwhile at the Cat Fanciers Association

it duznt werk fer eberykitteh, tho.

Dis iz taking longur than I thought. I shud hav brought dat new issue ov Cat Fancy

Miss July Turn-ons: long walks on a bearskin rug, naps, catnip, sandy litterboxes, naps, tuna, naps, whipping cream.

Turn-offs: doggies, baths, Aunt Bertha, baths, dry cat food, baths, the vet, baths, Big Bird, baths, rocking chairs.