weasel

This widdle, white Weasel is perfectly camouflaged to blend in with the snow, except for his beautiful, black eyes and squeedorable, pink nose!

- Sally Squeeps

Do you think he's singing and aria or a classic rock ballad?

Just because you're instinctually/genetically obligated to blend in with your surroundings when you're a small predator living in the wild doesn't mean you can't look extremely elegant while doing so!

"Hey guys come and see my snow cave! I made it all by myself!"

-Sally Squeeps

He's the gold medal champion in derp-jumping! Look at that spectacular form.

Whatever this little guys is, he sure is riveted by your fascinating tale!