weasel

He's the gold medal champion in derp-jumping! Look at that spectacular form.

Do you think he's singing and aria or a classic rock ballad?

This widdle, white Weasel is perfectly camouflaged to blend in with the snow, except for his beautiful, black eyes and squeedorable, pink nose!

- Sally Squeeps

Just because you're instinctually/genetically obligated to blend in with your surroundings when you're a small predator living in the wild doesn't mean you can't look extremely elegant while doing so!

I can't quite figure out what these cute, fuzzy guys are... Weasels? Mongooses? Maybe you squeeps can help me out?

Whatever this little guys is, he sure is riveted by your fascinating tale!

"This is Hover Stoat here, all engines are online and ready for take off!"

- Sally Squeeps