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acting like animals Awkward cow explanation fence Hall of Fame lolwut stuck - 5711616512
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Listen, I could really use some help here, and I don't have time to offer you a lengthy explanation given my current state of being, but to synopsize for you, let's just say it involved a dare with the other ladies, three cans of fava beans and a hot-wired forklift. That's all you're gonna get out of me about it until you get me down, okay?

acting like animals cat couch cushions excuse Hall of Fame indignant stuck warm - 5766138880
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Oh, I'm sorry, am I in your way? You're indignant about the fact that I'm keeping you from splaying out on the couch to watch "The Notebook" on your laptop while crying and eating Ben and Jerry's? Well, you're the one who refuses to turn on the heater even on the coldest days of the year, so I'd say the indignance is mutual.

acting like animals baby bunny Hall of Fame happy bunday meme rabbit sorry stuck tea teacup thirsty - 5689591040
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Oh, you would have loved it though! I steeped it for EXACTLY the right amount of time and the water was the perfect temperature and the flavor was just delicious! That's why I drank it to begin with! I just couldn't resist rewarding myself for a job well done, and that job was making the tea I drank instead of giving to you, the person I made it for to begin with... !!

cage chubby diet hamster maze stuck tube - 6453368832
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Looks like someone needs to cut back on the yogurt drops and start running on their wheel more often!

- Sally Squeeps

acting like animals car driving hamster pretending stuck tiny toy traffic - 5814591488
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Ugh, I HATE this invisible commute! The invisible 405 is always so clogged at this hour of day! What's a hamster gotta do to get to invisible work on time nowadays? It's always invisible something!