straw

I'm not saying that snails shouldn't have the opportunity to sit on the veranda and enjoy a cool beverage, I'm just saying snails are a little creepy with their I'm-not-a-slug-I-swear game.

I'm not drunk, I'm just thirsty!

It's a big world out there, sometimes it's nice to have a little, cozy hideaway.

-Sally Squeeps

No no, the only straw anything here is the bedding of straw this emu baby's squeely standing on. The argument for its cuteness is utterly infallible.