slimy

Ok so maybe snails have pretty shells and squee, little eye-stems, but can something that slimy REALLY be called cute? What do you squeeps think, are snails cute or creepy?

Every happy smile is squeedorable - even the slimy ones!

-Sally Squeeps

I'm not saying that snails shouldn't have the opportunity to sit on the veranda and enjoy a cool beverage, I'm just saying snails are a little creepy with their I'm-not-a-slug-I-swear game.