I know you want us all to take you seriously Mr. Bird, but it's hard not to squee when you're so floofy!
Your antics may amuse some, but not I, the stern and powerful Grand Otter of Otterlodge. Peddle your squee elsewhere.
This is Nikabrik, He is a very serious mouse... also very small and floofy
Why so serious, widdle fella? Well don't mind us, we'll just be squeeing over here from a respectful distance.
I don't think you'd have an easy time waking him. That's some epic sleep!
Your little antics do nothing for my sophisticated sense of humor.