Why so serious, widdle fella? Well don't mind us, we'll just be squeeing over here from a respectful distance.
I know you want us all to take you seriously Mr. Bird, but it's hard not to squee when you're so floofy!
This is Nikabrik, He is a very serious mouse... also very small and floofy
Your antics may amuse some, but not I, the stern and powerful Grand Otter of Otterlodge. Peddle your squee elsewhere.
I don't think you'd have an easy time waking him. That's some epic sleep!
Your little antics do nothing for my sophisticated sense of humor.