If I had Pygmy Goats in my house, I might never ever leave...
Marathons, decathlons, triathlons... all of them are just rubbish compared to the glory that is a meerkathlon!
Hey widdle guy what's the hurry? Come back and play!
- Sally Squeeps
If you're thinking 'bout my squee horsey, it don't matter if you're black or white!
-Sally Squeeps
These Hamsters are probably thinking one thing, and that is "Weeeeeeee!". I'm getting dizzy just looking at them.
-Sally Squeeps
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand first off the starting line is Blurry Speedsalot, followed closely by Leapy Anderson in second place! It looks like these two are leaving the rest of the pack far behind as they kick up dust on the first hundred meters of the course, Anderson drafting behind Speedsalot in hopes of gaining advantage. Now they're neck-and-neck and only meters from the finish, and it looks like it could be the race of the year for either of them! And the winner is... oh wait they both swung 90 degrees after being distracted by a gazelle so it looks like neither of them are going to be medaling this particular race after all...
An adorable cheetah cub captured mid-sprint AND a Velvet Underground soundtrack? My Saturday is now complete!