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-Sally Squeeps
Elephants will tell you everyday is a nice day for a mud bath!
Oh come on bunny! You're not a turtle, so that whole "I've rolled onto my back and can't get up" routine isn't going to get you any sympathy. But it might get you some squees!
-Sally Squeeps
Come, celebrate my cuteness with me! Let us roll about in glee!