raspberry

If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all... and then blow a raspberry at the jerk instead.

-Sally Squeeps

Nothing reminds me of summer more than noming on juicy, ripe fruit. Cut it out turtle! You're making me hungry!

Villy says: "This is my baby, Tortolla. He's a Redfoot tortoise, and a spoiled one to boot! Raspberries are his favorite snack, but he refuses to eat them if they aren't fed to him by hand!!"

Tortolla must be hand-fed? Wow somebody really is a spoiled little turtle! But I'll forgive you on merit of how squeedorable you are.

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Lauren Kashan says: "Archie is my beloved German Giant Bearded Dragon. He happily consents to my putting fruit on his head, pending that I let him eat it afterwards - I think the Fez cap look suits him!"

I have never seen a more charming, squeedorable lizard with a raspberry hat ever!

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