This wee lil' piggy sure is living the life. She gets a comfy carriage, all the soda she wants, and adoring fans like us to squee at her all day long.
Hey little piggy, where's the party at?
This widdle piggy went to the Daily Squee, and this widdle piggy stayed home. This widdle piggy had all the spots, and this widdle piggy had none. And THIS widdle piggy made me "SQUEE!!!" all the way home.
Want to make your Halloween extra squee? Consider decorating with teeny-weeny piggy-wiggys and listen to all the kids in your neighborhood squee their little hearts out!
The only thing that could possibly make sleeping in on a lazy Sunday any better is having a squee widdle cuddle buddy to share it with.