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So you're telling me that in order to be a sailor I'd have to spend weeks at a time on the open water on a boat? I thought being a sailor just meant wearing one of these really awesome paper hats! I didn't know there was any danger or water or work involved! Thanks for the offer, and the hat, but frankly I'm just not interested anymore.

Oh your new Pikachu hat is so stunning!

Kristen says: "My bird, Bud, on Valentine's Day. How cute is he?"

Bud clearly has a lot of love to give.

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We can start the party when the tortoise gets here. Any time now. Any second. He'll be here soon I swear.