mustache

I mustache you not to laugh, these majestic pieces of facial hair are a man's (or woman's) crowning show of vigor. Some may just grow it out endlessly, others may style it, and still others create a diorama of the Battle of Gettysburg from their lip whiskers. So enjoy how far someone can take a mustache joke and check out these memes and gifs all about the stash.

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"One day my son, all of the kingdom will be yours! Including this regal mustache!"

- Sally Squeeps

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Dapper Animals With Mustaches Better Than People's

You ask some men, and they will tell you that the struggle of growing a mustache is very real. Their entire lives, sometimes, they will not be able to grow them, and they watch with envy those full bearded people walking around out there, hoping and dreaming that one day, they will have a mustache as epic as theirs. 

Well, we would like to comfort them by saying that it's okay and that the lack of mustache doesn't say anything about them as people. And it is true! But instead of that, we're about to give them some animals to be envious of as well. We apologize. But these dapper animals are too cute to not be shown. It's true though, their mustaches are 100% better than all of ours.

pictures of animals who look like they have mustaches thumbnail includes two pictures including a picture of a cat with a little black mustache and a bird with a mustache
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By Mylani
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This really is a first, because never ever have I seen a bird with a mustache before! Do any of your squeeps know what this mustachioed bird is? I really must find out and congratulate him on his style!

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Via Stacey T.
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Let it be known, now and forever, that the sloth milk mustache is inarguably the best kind of milk mustache there is.