I know you're trying to "blend-in" widdle froggie, but it doesn't seem like you're fooling anyone into thinking you're a thorn. You're too round and squishy... Just sayin'.
Next Christmas maybe I'll try using chameleons as tree ornaments! What do you squeeps think?
What was that, froggersons? You need to speak up with that tiny voice!
Is a leaf full of froggies super squee or a little creepy and alarming? I think I would be startled at first and then melt into a squee puddle.