I know you're trying to "blend-in" widdle froggie, but it doesn't seem like you're fooling anyone into thinking you're a thorn. You're too round and squishy... Just sayin'.
What IS this creature? It looks amphibian or reptilian, and a little evil...
Are snakes always creepy? Or is there some appreciation out there for the cute qualities of these slithering squees?
Next Christmas maybe I'll try using chameleons as tree ornaments! What do you squeeps think?
Supreme Chubby Frog sees all! Knows all! And judging from his squee double-chin, noms all too!
- Sally Squeeps