glasses

Did you see that gaudy hat Mabel had on yesterday? Who does she think she is, a quail?

Quick! While no one is watching!

Yeah, that's right, I conned a ghost into showing me the way down here. I deciphered the codes in that creepy journal belonging to some freak named Tom Riddle. And I did a bunch of other stuff along the way too, and it was all worth it! Because the Chamber of Secrets is filled with nothing but an endless supply of noms. Which is pretty much the best thing a secret chamber could ever be filled with, if you ask me!

"Don't laugh, I have a very severe astigmatism!"

Don't worry Bunny, no one was laughing at your ridiculous nerd-goggles I promise!

-Sally Squeeps

"What do you think of my new glasses?"

Squeeful! But possibly just a tad too big? Quite the fashion statement though...

-Sally Squeeps