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Via KidsKidsKids
I hate to tell you this widdle baby turtle, but you have flippers not wings. So while I don't think a turtle has ever flown before, maybe if you keep flapping you'll prove us wrong!
- Sally Squeeps
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"This is Hover Stoat here, all engines are online and ready for take off!"
- Sally Squeeps
Via Tindink
It's been a long and windy and perilous flight, but I've finally found the target, so I'm preparing to touch down. Bullwinkle, do you copy? I need you to dial in my coordinates and make your way to Boris and Natasha's latest lair so I can use your antlers as a tarmac.
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You've probably heard that the rules concerning emotional support animals on airplanes are changing, after a few incidents including a hamster flushed down the toilet, a VIP turkey and a few dog bites. Now, all animals except for dogs, cats and miniature horses are banned from flying. Yep, you heard me right: miniature horses. If you're more interested in taking your doggo on board, check out this travel guide for your fur babies. But if you have equine inclinations, read on.
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Via All Creatures
This is what I've dreamed of my whole life! All I've ever wanted to do is take to the skies like the other, non-penguin birds around me! And finally my greatest wish has become real! This is the best day of my life!
... wait. Why am I falling? Nononononono I want to stay airborne! This isn't even fair at all and the ice is really cold right now!
You may not have known this, but yes, cats can fly. No, we're kidding. They can hover though. The hover cat is an elusive creature, one that only appears in the most perfectly timed photo moments.
The positions a hover cat may take vary. It may be a flying loaf, it may be a startled leap, it may be flying log, a mid-hunt jump, or a ballerina backflip. What we know for sure is that all of these hover cats are silly and hilarious, and we love them all! Silly cats are the best cats. But these cats - so concentrated on their tasks - are funnier and sillier than most.
Two very ambitious Fox Kits practicing in the hopes of one day achieving their dream of being in Cirque Du Soleil.
-Sally Squeeps
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