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acting like animals carrying do not want dogs Hall of Fame lazy pug rain sling stubborn weather - 5743475968
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Good thing you took my request literally, human, because I was NOT about to start walking my little pugbutt home in this weather. You know how pruny my paws get if I spend more than a few minutes in water! It's not a fun feeling for me, and I can't imagine it's a fun feeling for you either, since you're the one who has to hear the whining I do when it happens. This sling-walking rig you whipped up is far preferable, if you ask me!

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Coming soon to the Discovery Channel: Adorable kitteh takes a bath, hates it, but looks oh so freakin' adorable while doing so.

acting like animals cat do not want Hall of Fame silly face sound vacuum vacuuming - 5685912320
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Daaaaaaad dad dad daaaaaaad daaaaad ssssstoooopp!

Oh, phew, okay, you turned it off. I mean, I'll be honest, that kinda felt good and I always have a terrible time grooming that particular spot on my head by myself but DEAR CEILING CAT that awful sound that monstrous contraption makes. Can you trade your current model in for a quieter one, please? Please?

Battle cat disapproval do not want fight opinion reader squees tutu versus - 5698738944
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PixySnotsays: "Isis wanted to help me with a photo shoot, and decided the tutu was too froofy and needed to die. Isis 1, Tutu 0."

In fairness to Isis, that tutu does look quite a bit too froofy for its own good...

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