cougar

I didn't know we were playing Hide 'n Seek, squee lil' wild kitty friend, but if that's the case then I will most definitely get with the program and start seeking your hiding immediately.

Good try, kitty, but you're not big enough to sneak silently yet.

You lost widdle guy? I'd stay and keep you company but I don't think your Mama would be too happy to find me with you. Stay strong, and stay squee!

-Sally Squeeps

He looks a little like a teenager whose mother has just said something excruciating in front of the girl he likes.