cougar

He looks a little like a teenager whose mother has just said something excruciating in front of the girl he likes.

You lost widdle guy? I'd stay and keep you company but I don't think your Mama would be too happy to find me with you. Stay strong, and stay squee!

-Sally Squeeps

The people have spoken and the people want to see a week of cougar cubs! I can't blame you, these guys are SO SQUEE!!

I didn't know we were playing Hide 'n Seek, squee lil' wild kitty friend, but if that's the case then I will most definitely get with the program and start seeking your hiding immediately.

Good try, kitty, but you're not big enough to sneak silently yet.