I know you're trying to "blend-in" widdle froggie, but it doesn't seem like you're fooling anyone into thinking you're a thorn. You're too round and squishy... Just sayin'.
If pet owners often resemble their pets, then by proxy does that mean squee babies often resemble their pillows?
This widdle, white Weasel is perfectly camouflaged to blend in with the snow, except for his beautiful, black eyes and squeedorable, pink nose!
- Sally Squeeps