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Question: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: Bamboo.

... my advice is that you never pay to see pand-up comedy. It's simply not worth it.

Many people don't think lizards are cute, but Amun can prove them wrong. He's a 4 year-old leopard gecko who's got the cutest smile ever. He had a hard start in life, but after I rescued him from the horrible sitaution at his petstore, he really came into his own. He is very social, and loves to climb around on our shoulders. I do think his smile has gotten larger since he came home.

Well that about settles that, now doesn't it?