You're doing great, keep it up!
All of us. even the prettiest of us, went through an awkward phase at one point. Don't get down on yourself widdle Owl, we all think you're squee!
-Sally Squeeps
Watching giraffes run is pretty hilarious, especially when they're sweet and tiny and uncoordinated.
You mean this isn't how you always sit? Because it's how I always sit! I mean, sure, the location of my tail looks weird, but I can assure you that it's actually totally not awkward at all and is in fact quite comfortable! Are you judging me for my sitting posture right now? Because I feel like you're judging me for my sitting posture right now, and that's not very polite at all!
Via Pioneer Anomaly
Listen, I could really use some help here, and I don't have time to offer you a lengthy explanation given my current state of being, but to synopsize for you, let's just say it involved a dare with the other ladies, three cans of fava beans and a hot-wired forklift. That's all you're gonna get out of me about it until you get me down, okay?