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China Japan medal count medals south korea team usa Today's Medal Count - 6472951040
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On a day where Team USA won a score of medals, China kept pace and remains the overall leader based on golds.


After a quick start, Italy has been dropped out of the top five. Don't worry Italians, you'll always have scenic countrysides, the Trevi Fountain, and Nobel Prize Winner in Physics Enrico Fermi.

gold London 2012 Michael Phelps olympics ryan lochte swimming team usa - 6472632832
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Lawl, that was ridiculous.

In a race that was noooowhere near close, the US Men's Swim Team destroyed the field what was a largely uncontested race. But the big news is that MICHAEL PHELPS NOW HOLDS THE RECORD FOR MOST MEDALS IN OLYMPIC HISTORY FOR AN INDIVIDUAL!

The US Relay Team won by almost three whole seconds, just shy of the World Record set by themselves in 2008.

This makes Phelps' 19th medal. Yeah. You read that right. 19. slow clap

London 2012 North Korea olympics soccer team usa - 6472324352
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AWWWWWWWWW POOR NORTH KOREA.

The U.S. Women won their soccer game against North Korea with a score of 1-0 today. With this win the U.S. are now at the top of their group with nine points, ready to move on to the next round!

No word yet on what ridiculous explanation North Korean officials will come up with to explain their Ladies' loss.

Possible reasons North Korean Women Lost:

1. American capitalist cowards rigged the game by playing with knives
2. Heinous war criminal George W. Bush held the players hostage and tortured our brave women warriors with foul American pop music
3. NORTH KOREAN WOMEN SOCCER TEAM ACTUALLY WON. DO NOT BELIEVE FOUL WESTERN PIG LIES AND PROPAGANDA. ALL GLORY TO THE WONDROUS NATION OF NORTH KOREA!

gold gymnastics London 2012 olympics team usa - 6472194560
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China failed to medal as the U.S. Women's Gymnastics took the Team gold!

After a series of stunning performances, the U.S. Women win their first team medal since 1996. Aly Raisman was crying tears of joy before she even got off the final apparatus. The U.S. team score was 183.596, nearly five points ahead of the silver medal, a solid victory for the American girls.

Russia took silver, Romania took bronze, and the US Women took the cake as far as celebration tears go.

Way to go, Team USA Gymnastics!

North Korea soccer team usa - 6470377216
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The U.S. Women's Soccer team may have already qualified out of group play for the quarterfinals, but now they look to win their group as they play North Korea.

You can watch the Hope Solo-approved broadcast here!

gold medal skeet shooting skeet skeet skeet team usa - 6472051968
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Today in sports we have yet to cover on ROFLympics, Team USA Skeet Shooter Vincent Hancock has taken the gold medal with an almost perfect score of 148.

Hancock set in Olympic record in the qualifying rounds scoring 123 out of 125, as he now stands as arguably the best skeet shooter in the world.

bronze China gold Japan medal count silver team usa Today's Medal Count - 6470064384
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China remains atop the medal standings today, only this time they have company, as Team USA pulls even. Sadly Italy has dropped out of the top three, but they'll always be able to fall back on Dante Alighieri, renaissance mathematicians, and the Coliseum.