Now, I'm a big fan of buttered popcorn flavored jelly beans but we really need to draw a line somewhere don't we?
How was your weekend? I think you know how great mine was.
This is the drunkest macaroni I've ever seen and I've eaten mac n cheese in the bathtub at 3 a.m.
A three sandwich lunch just became a three martini lunch.
Eating raw naga chillies is for weaklings. Be a man and booze up your spicy. That's gonna be one painful hangover.
It's like alcohol for babies who don't know how to drink like a real person yet.
You can convince drunk people of nearly anything, including the myth that there is enough booze in these eight shots to get any kind of buzz from.
What do Cee-Lo Green, Bedhead and Blonde Asian have in common? They have no taste. Leave my whiskey alone!